Audi RS3, A Star Is Born.

"Andrew T. Maness" (theroadlessdriven) 05/01/2015 at 13:25 • Filed to: Commercial Watch, Audi, RS3, Hatchback, Andrew Maness

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Oh how I would love to see this spot run on national television here in America. Imagine all the children asking their parents, “why did that machine spray lubricant on the car engine?” or even more awkward “Why won’t Audi send the Sportback RS3 to America? Is it because they’re still bitter about getting whupped in dubbya dubbya two?”

Why yes Timmy, yes it is.

Seriously though, if Audi doesn’t send the RS3 Sportback to our shores (and they surely won’t) then I’ll just have to move to Germany. I think I could get used to a culture that loves driving, beer drinking and the great outdoors.

You think I’m kidding? I’m really not kidding.

Cheers,

Andrew

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TheHondaBro > Andrew T. Maness 05/01/2015 at 13:35

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IM SCARED.

spanfucker retire bitch > Andrew T. Maness 05/01/2015 at 13:37

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That’s like when Moya gave birth to Talyn. Just with less explosions.

10 internet points to anyone who gets that.

and 100 more > Andrew T. Maness 05/01/2015 at 13:39

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Think about it... A poor Miata somewhere had these twins.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Andrew T. Maness 05/01/2015 at 15:02

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What the actual fuck?

Andrew T. Maness > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 05/01/2015 at 19:24

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I know, I know.

Alex Zapata > Andrew T. Maness 05/02/2015 at 15:20

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Does nobody else think that 1500 kg+ is a lot for a hot hatch?